Goku's no hero!

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

I've been doing a bit of thinking (Which often results in the random death of a passerby), and I realized; Goku's a friggin loser. He gets ALL the credit for beating Vegeta in the Saiyan Saga. But HE DIDN'T! If it wasn't for Yajirobe, everyone's favorite fat samurai, Vegeta wouldn't have lost his tail, and Goku, Krillin, Gohan...hell, the entire EARTH would have gone to Vegeta. He would have gotten the Dragonballs, made his wish, and BAM. Nothing would stop him. But then Goku stands up, and everyone's like, "MY HERO!"

It's gotta be the hair, man.

[ShinjiKun]

Meh, Yajirobes got food, hes happy

[Keropium]

Korin pwns you all.

[Waffle God]

Meh. Even if Vegeta did manage to kill Goku, his plan would still fail, as he'd be beaten by Puar. Nothing can stop Puar.

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

...actually, the DBZ universe has one uber-powerful god that no one can beat. The little black cat on Dr. Brief's shoulder. I swear, that thing is UNKILLABLE.

[forces_of_light]

Goku really does take the credit for things like this, but it's not like the others couldn't stand up for themselves.

The reall annoyance of DBZ was Gohan in his high school years, and Hercule.

*shudders*

After the Cell saga, DBZ just went downhill...

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

Goku really does take the credit for things like this, but it's not like the others couldn't stand up for themselves.

The reall annoyance of DBZ was Gohan in his high school years, and Hercule.

*shudders*

After the Cell saga, DBZ just went downhill...


Tch! What are you, insane?! Hercule's da MAN! Him and his white afro powers are a true boon to the world, if'n you ask me. Which you didn't. But shut up. :lol: Kidding, kidding.

[forces_of_light]

Gah... I hate Hercule with a passion... He's the one character I wanted to die more than any other, and he didn't even die ONCE, whereas everyone else in the series died twice (and probably more, as I'm sure they found a stipulation to the two death resurrection thing with the Black Star dragonballs).

So annoying...

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[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

I know, I know. And if I hadn't unlocked him in Budokai, I would hate him as much as you do. But he's so friggin FUN to play as that my respect for the man has increased, not so much as a fighter but as a source of entertainment.

[forces_of_light]

True.

The gameboy attack thing was just...awesome.

Budokai 2 comes out for GCN very soon. I know they say it was pretty bad, but I want to play it nonetheless. Hopefully I'll get my PS2 this Christmas...

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

Yeah, I'll probably get pulled into buying it as well...and yeah, the "Present For You" move is quite possibly the most amazing move I have ever seen in a fighting game. :lol:

[Potat05]

lol
DBZ didn't really need to make any sense when I watched it all the time, which was like age 10-12
XD
Now it's just repetetive.
Dragon Ball is awesome, though, and Goku's awesome in it.

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

Of course he is; he's still small, so he's SUPPOSED to be retarded. :lol:

But when he's an adult and has a child...well, you would THINK he would have gaind some smarts along the way, but apparently not. :grumpy:

[Potat05]

Yeah, well, the hair, man.
The hair.

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

BAH! Goku's hair has nothing on all of the following DBZ Characters:

Vegeta
SSJ Trunks
Raditz
SSJ2 Gohan
Hercule (THE WHITE AFRO, MAN!!!)

[Potat05]

lol
true, but you forgot one more person.
ME.

hah.
XD
I've always found it funny how much emphasis they put on hair in the series

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

I know...but hey, hair's big in ANY Anime show. Look at Tenchi Muyo. Ryoko's hair is a physical impossibility.

[Potat05]

Yes, well, Ryoko also had a tail. And a rabbit that tuns into a spaceship. And an energy sword.
Damn, I sort of miss that show.
XD

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

Meh, once I determined that Tenchi Masaki was gay, I sorta lost interest. He lives in a house with I-don't-even-remember-how-many women, and not ONCE does he make a move. My GOD, what a QUEER. :looove:

[Potat05]

lol
Lemme see whom I can remember...

Ryoko
Aeka
Tsunami(or whatever her name was)
Wasaki(the short pink haired one)
and those two cop chicks.

xD

Anywho, getting off topic-ish here.
Sooo
how bout them Goku's no hero!?

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

(There was Ryoko, Ayeka, Washuu, Sasami, Kiyone, and Mihoshi. I'm not sure what the deal with Tsunami was, and some whiny girl named Sakuya pops up later...*COUGH* anyway.)

Goku...umm...he sucks. >>;

[zelink]

Man Hercule is a loser, hes a bragger and a unless chracter. He gives no comedy relief to DBZ if thats what people thought


you cant beat krillin's hair. (or can you? haha)

[Sobaro]

Man I use to be a huge DBZ fan in 4th-5th grade.

Had my own site.

Watched all the episodes...

Had episodes before they were out on t.v like I had the buu saga and GT in japenese and it had subtitles.

And so on.

[Jadowtails9]

Man I use to be a huge DBZ fan in 4th-5th grade.

Had my own site.

Watched all the episodes...

Had episodes before they were out on t.v* like I had the buu saga and GT in japenese and it had subtitles.

And so on.



true, same here....

Cept the part where I had episodes early :P

[Sobaro]

ya i think i went a little over board with that

[The Teej]

Hercule = Awesome

My Favourite Character is Vegeta, and then Gotenks(simply because he's awesome). Oh, and throw in Vegetto in their somewhere. I also think that Trunks is awesome. Come on the guy is not mentally balanced(watch it closely, the way he snapped out of control stylie into USSJ 2(yes, it was USSJ 2, I have a website that proves it!! lol), and being from a future where everything you know and love with the exception of your mother who was also probably destroyed while he was in his past would kinda do that to you. Then going into the past and seeing your dad for the first time get beaten the living s**t out of by your worst enemy in his final perfect form would tip you over the edge :p XD.

But yes, Goku is over-rated. he definately didn't win all his battles by himself, which everyone says he does.

Radditz: Piccolo finished him off, Goku only held radditz
Vegeta: Having Yajirobe cut off his tail helped a lot, and krillin got closer to killing him then Goku did. yet, he never beat him, it was a draw, with Vegeta technically the winner(come on, look who was able to crawl at the end?).
Frieza: Frieza Ultimately killed himself, Goku just blew up the pieces.
Cell: Oh wait that was Gohan
Buu: It was a team effort, yet Goku just Delivered the final blow(although credit to him for pulling it off).

I won't include GT in there.. seen as I don't know much about it(well, cant remember most of it lol), and DB i don't know much about at all.

So yes, Goku is a poser. Although Gohan is just cheesy. No ****ing person can Defeat a Super Perfect Cell(if you don't know what I mean by SP Cell, its Super Saiyan 2 Cell, I'll give y'all a website to explain how) with ONE ARM. Nope, nadda, niltch, isn't happening. Funny how his Arm got ****ed up though, he deserved it, the cocky lil b4st4rd.

The true character is Definately Vegeta. He's awesome. Funny how you have to be a Saiyan to have a spotlight and a really high powerlevel in DBZ(With the exception of Piccolo. - His Fight with Android 17 was absolutely amazing, and yes, he would of won).

well thats my 2 cents

- Tjalian

[scubasamunited]

goku is not a hero but yajirobe is not much of one

[zaketo]

My favorite character is herfcule.

EHs the only one who isnt impossibly unbeatable until next season.

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

Hercule = Awesome

My Favourite Character is Vegeta, and then Gotenks(simply because he's awesome). Oh, and throw in Vegetto in their somewhere. I also think that Trunks is awesome. Come on the guy is not mentally balanced(watch it closely, the way he snapped out of control stylie into USSJ 2(yes, it was USSJ 2, I have a website that proves it!! lol), and being from a future where everything you know and love with the exception of your mother who was also probably destroyed while he was in his past would kinda do that to you. Then going into the past and seeing your dad for the first time get beaten the living s**t out of by your worst enemy in his final perfect form would tip you over the edge :p XD.

But yes, Goku is over-rated. he definately didn't win all his battles by himself, which everyone says he does.

Radditz: Piccolo finished him off, Goku only held radditz
Vegeta: Having Yajirobe cut off his tail helped a lot, and krillin got closer to killing him then Goku did. yet, he never beat him, it was a draw, with Vegeta technically the winner(come on, look who was able to crawl at the end?).
Frieza: Frieza Ultimately killed himself, Goku just blew up the pieces.
Cell: Oh wait that was Gohan
Buu: It was a team effort, yet Goku just Delivered the final blow(although credit to him for pulling it off).

I won't include GT in there.. seen as I don't know much about it(well, cant remember most of it lol), and DB i don't know much about at all.

So yes, Goku is a poser. Although Gohan is just cheesy. No [popsicle]ing person can Defeat a Super Perfect Cell(if you don't know what I mean by SP Cell, its Super Saiyan 2 Cell, I'll give y'all a website to explain how) with ONE ARM. Nope, nadda, niltch, isn't happening. Funny how his Arm got [popsicle]ed up though, he deserved it, the [Big Ben]y lil b4st4rd.

The true character is Definately Vegeta. He's awesome. Funny how you have to be a Saiyan to have a spotlight and a really high powerlevel in DBZ(With the exception of Piccolo. - His Fight with Android 17 was absolutely amazing, and yes, he would of won).

well thats my 2 cents

- Tjalian

That, my friend, was a truly awesome post.* You have my utmost respect.* :lol:
And Piccolo could also have beaten first-form Cell in their battle; instead Cell fled like a little girl.
Oh, by the way, don't worry about GT, cause in my opinion it's kinda crappy. Like really crappy. Like "Oh my god it's a good thing this wasn't made by the same guy" crappy.

[zaketo]

It wasnt made by the same guy?

[The Teej]

No, Toriyama repeatedly stated he didn't want another DB series, yet Toei knew they could milk the cash cow more...bastards....they ruined it IMO. Apart from Super 17. Bar his method of creation totally breaking continuity...he was cool. Oh, and Li-Shenron(No, I willl not call him by that abomination that is 'Omega Shenron, sounds like summint out of Megaman for crying out loud, Li-Shenron is the japanese name...)

And cool, I earned someone's respect B)

I'm just sick to death of saying how great Goku is. How he also 'defeated' Broly... come on...it was combined efforts again(no shocks there) and he didn't even kill him really...and how Broly came back later and Goten and Trunks gave him a run for his money.. grr..makes me so mad.. destroying a character like that... wait.. that's another story for another day, lol. Sorry, I'm a Broly Mark, his character's awesome.

[Sesshy]

okay Goku is no loser but he does lose sometimes but hardly ever and Hurcule is so stupid he took credit for what Gohan did and that isnt nice or smart

[zaketo]

Well its not like the people of earth would beleive that a small kid destroyed an evil monster with his bare hands.

[Darkmoonchild]

Yes......If they wouldnt hold back all the time <_<

[forces_of_light]

How many Z warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes six episodes.

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I hate that joke...

[The Teej]

How many Z warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes six episodes.

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I hate that joke...


:lol:

man that was joke was so funny I laughed until I stopped!!

:teehee:

[ShinjiKun]

Meh, once I determined that Tenchi Masaki was gay, I sorta lost interest.* He lives in a house with I-don't-even-remember-how-many women, and not ONCE does he make a move.* My GOD, what a QUEER. :looove:


Hey, were I in his position, id be scared shitless, because one wronhg move and you happen to scare off one girl, she tells all the others and your chance is ruined yo...

[Ganny]

Meh, once I determined that Tenchi Masaki was gay, I sorta lost interest.* He lives in a house with I-don't-even-remember-how-many women, and not ONCE does he make a move.* My GOD, what a QUEER. :looove:


Hey, were I in his position, id be scared [poop]less, because one wronhg move and you happen to scare off one girl, she tells all the others and your chance is ruined yo...


Or if you actually started after one of those women. Just remember the saying...

Hell Hath no Fury like a Women Scorned.

Well, imagine 5 scorned Women. :blink:

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

Meh, once I determined that Tenchi Masaki was gay, I sorta lost interest.* He lives in a house with I-don't-even-remember-how-many women, and not ONCE does he make a move.* My GOD, what a QUEER. :looove:


Hey, were I in his position, id be scared [poop]less, because one wronhg move and you happen to scare off one girl, she tells all the others and your chance is ruined yo...


Or if you actually started after one of those women. Just remember the saying...

Hell Hath no Fury like a Women Scorned.

Well, imagine 5 scorned Women.* :blink:

Hmm. Well whatever, I still think he's queer. Sides, listen to his voice. Is that not evidence enough?

[Lel]

Meh, once I determined that Tenchi Masaki was gay, I sorta lost interest.* He lives in a house with I-don't-even-remember-how-many women, and not ONCE does he make a move.* My GOD, what a QUEER. :looove:


Hey, were I in his position, id be scared [poop]less, because one wronhg move and you happen to scare off one girl, she tells all the others and your chance is ruined yo...


That's BS.

All the girls were so infauted and devoted to him a million wrong moves wouldn't scare them off.

Face it, Tenchi was gay.

~Lel-Kun

[PyroSyde]

I would have hit on that red haired chick... I forget her name... She seemed like the oldest.

She was hot though... I would have gone for her.

[Lel]

Washu, I believe.

~Lel-Kun

[PyroSyde]

YES!

She was hot.

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

Washu, I believe.

~Lel-Kun

Correct, but as I recall the proper spelling is Washuu. Whatever. We all get the point, Tenchi was straight as a parabola.

[Jawth_Vader]

as a question mark..... goku saves the galaxy like a thousand times.

[stage4saiyan]

if you look at DBZ, Akira Toriyama's original plan of ending DBZ after the Frieza saga would have been perfect. Goku goes Super Saiyan, kills Frieza, everyone is safe, and nobody knows if Goku gets off Namek. a solid-gold ending right there

[pimpin_link_069]

how can he say that goku is the one with the sayen sperm witch makes sayan babies and he is the one who solves most of the problems dont you ever put him down if u put anyone down make it amy rose

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

how can he say that goku is the one with the sayen sperm witch makes sayan babies and he is the one who solves most of the problems dont you ever put him down if u put anyone down make it amy rose


...woah. There's something called the period, dude. <_<

First off, I'd like to take this time to point out that this topic was made for my amusement. I thought it would be funny, and I still think it is. Also, Goku and the entire Earth would be dead were it not for Yajirobe's samurai skills.

Secondly, the fact that you misspelled Saiya-jin (Saiyan, if you want to do it the American way) makes me wonder about your right to criticize my opinion on DBZ.

Thirdly, Goku makes HALF-SAIYA-JIN babies, since they're all half-human. =P

Fourthly, Amy Rose has nothing to do with Dragonball, DBZ, or DBGT. So no.

Fifthly, Amy Rose pwns j00 with t3h Piko-Piko Hammer.

Sixthly, well, that's it.

[Tetra]

SonicShadow, why don't you think Goku's a hero? Goku helps everyone out when he can and is carefree, but also thinks of others before himself. Any comment?

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

Well put, Tetra. I suppose you could say in a Boy Scout sense that Goku's a hero, but my main point still stands; Yajirobe never got the credit he truly deserved.

[Ganny]

He has a point Tetra.

[Morkeleb2003]

Yeah. As stated somewhere above, if it wasn;t for Yajirobe, Vageta would have destroyed the world, or conquered it or whatever he was planning on doing to it.

[Tetra]

How did I know that you people were going to say something about Yajirobe? It figures that you would say something like that.

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

I mentioned him in the opening post! Maybe you shoulda read a bit more before you said that, eh? :P

[Tetra]

You're evil at heart. I read it, but I knew you were going to say that before you said it.

[The Teej]

Goku maybe a 'hero' an says he only cares about everybody else, but why doesn't he give everybody else recognition as well, eh?

[Cooltrainer Tim ♂]

You're evil at heart. I read it, but I knew you were going to say that before you said it.

Evil at heart, yes. And if you knew I was going to say it, then why did you bother making your comment in the first place? -.O

[Tetra]

Why? Because it's fun to do that to other people. :lol: I do it all the time for fun.

[ragnomage]

thats true goku always has someone helping him its just advertisement because in the broly move vejeta gives goku like almost all his power and goku finally kills broly without vejeta and the others goku would have lost

[Guest]

:blink:how can u all think this? Just because other people helped Goku, doesn't make him any less of a hero. Sure, he had help but, without him they would have lost. What do u think a hero is? Someone that wins all the time and never has help? :grumpy: He has risked his life and even died to save the world. How is he not a hero?

[Darkmoonchild]

Goku ownz your mom L)

[The Teej]

p0tat0wn3d.

Goku ownz Gohan's mom. And Sergeim's mom.

:ph34r: