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Old Feb. 5, 2010, 06:42 PM   #21
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Jean-luc Picard


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Old Feb. 5, 2010, 06:46 PM   #22
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Isn't he overexposed enough


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Old Feb. 5, 2010, 07:45 PM   #23
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Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord.

The John Malkovich version (he was ficticious enough).


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Old Feb. 5, 2010, 08:33 PM   #24
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Hitler?


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Old Feb. 5, 2010, 08:42 PM   #25
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@Poe: We are not writing a story about your avatar.

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Old Feb. 6, 2010, 08:20 AM   #26
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I'll change the avatar if I have to.

Talleyrand is one of the most interesting figures in history.


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Old Feb. 6, 2010, 11:43 AM   #27
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Hitler vs Sherlock Holmes



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Old Feb. 6, 2010, 02:31 PM   #28
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Ok, to get this process done with, everyone send me one character of their choice to write about


I'll put the names in a ****ing hat and pick one out
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Old Feb. 6, 2010, 02:34 PM   #29
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Hitler


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Old Feb. 8, 2010, 09:47 PM   #30
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After ripping up your respective choices and placing them in a Fruit Gushers box the character of choice will be...


BATMAN


Ok, so that was my choice, and I feel bad about picking out of the mystic gushers box, so the next choice was...


HITLER

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Adolf Hitler (German pronunciation: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ]; 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party (German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, abbreviated NSDAP), commonly known as the Nazi Party. He was the totalitarian leader of Germany from 1933 to 1945, serving as chancellor from 1933 to 1945 and as head of state (Führer und Reichskanzler) from 1934 to 1945.

A decorated veteran of World War I, Hitler joined the Nazi Party (DAP) in 1919 and became leader of NSDAP in 1921. Following his imprisonment after a failed coup in Bavaria in 1923, he gained support by promoting German nationalism, anti-semitism, anti-capitalism, and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and propaganda. He was appointed chancellor in 1933, and quickly transformed the Weimar Republic into the Third Reich, a single-party dictatorship based on the totalitarian and autocratic ideals of national socialism.

Hitler ultimately wanted to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in Europe. To achieve this, he pursued a foreign policy with the declared goal of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Aryan people; directing the resources of the state towards this goal. This included the rearmament of Germany, which culminated in 1939 when the Wehrmacht invaded Poland. In response, the United Kingdom and France declared war against Germany, leading to the outbreak of the Second World War in Europe.[2]

Within three years, Germany and the Axis powers had occupied most of Europe, and most of Northern Africa, East and Southeast Asia and the Pacific Ocean. However, with the reversal of the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union, the Allies gained the upper hand from 1942 onwards. By 1945, Allied armies had invaded German-held Europe from all sides. Nazi forces engaged in numerous violent acts during the war, including the systematic murder of as many as 17 million civilians[3], an estimated six million of whom were Jews targeted in a genocide known as the Holocaust.

In the final days of the war, at the fall of Berlin in 1945, Hitler married his long-time mistress Eva Braun and, to avoid capture by Soviet forces less than two days later, the two committed suicide.[4]
We are writing about Adolf people

Now, let's get this story going:


Where is Hitler?

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Old Feb. 8, 2010, 10:30 PM   #31
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In his Nazi mansion, of course, plotting up schemes



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Old Feb. 8, 2010, 10:31 PM   #32
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Is anyone else occupying this mansion?
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Old Feb. 8, 2010, 10:46 PM   #33
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But every once in a while, as he plots, he looks out of his window at the beautiful German countryside, and he feels the gentle tug of the shepherd's life and longs for the freedom of the field.


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Old Feb. 8, 2010, 11:00 PM   #34
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But he is stuck in this good for nothing dead-end job.
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Old Feb. 8, 2010, 11:18 PM   #35
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But he's the goddamn Fuhrer! He can leave any damn time he wants!


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Old Feb. 8, 2010, 11:29 PM   #36
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Except he can't. At the back of his mind, he knows that Eva has something devious planned if he ever decides to quit.



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Old Feb. 8, 2010, 11:32 PM   #38
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Hitler must learn to cope with his job. That, or find something on the side to spice up his professional life.



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Old Feb. 8, 2010, 11:48 PM   #39
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This is the plot of the story.


Hitler, bored with his life, takes up three hobbies, one after another only to fail miserably at each.


I think maybe we should let each of Hitler's hobbies to be up to the respective writer.
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Old Feb. 9, 2010, 10:45 AM   #40
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PAINTING


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